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| 剧本名：Drama: speed in China |
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| Drama: speed in China
Figures:
Ouyang Xiu: simple, funny and funny
Su Shi: dressed plainly, literary and funny
Su Xiaomei: beautiful dress, sometimes gentle, sometimes hot
The Ancient Sale owner: dressed simply, treacherous
Modern brother: fashionable, handsome, independent
Modern Sister: dressed brightly, humorously, kind and beautiful
Shop owner woman: middle-aged woman, plain
Customer man: brave, dressed strangely
Riding ofo Men: fitness Talent, Sports Type
Train Traveler Man: impolite, like a villain
Train Traveler woman: good to beat up, kind
Train attendant: polite, beautiful and dignified
Other:
Ancient times: 5 traders and 4 passers-by in the market
Modern: ofo 1, bicycle 2, car 2
A number of other pedestrians.
Props: costumes, bicycles, tables and chairs, etc
Outline:
Act one
Scene: ancient bazaar
Ouyang Xiu, Su Shi brother and sister three people wandering around the market, Ouyang Xiu love antiques, attracted by the moonlight box, sellers desperately praise the moonlight treasure box, describe it in a fanciful way, Ouyang Xiu was completely attracted and thought too expensive. On the way to bargain, the seller can not afford to grind, with a pair of silver deal.
Act II
Scene: modern streets
Ouyang Xiu, Su Shi brother and sister three people traversing modern China, just in touch with the two brothers and sisters, so you think each other is not right, you dislike my clothes, I think you are out of the mental hospital, you call me verbose, I say you are too verbose. After some entanglement, five people compromise, know the truth of the matter, the five people broke the hatchet. The two modern brothers and sisters took the three of them shopping, and they made some jokes here, especially when they paid with Alipay. They didn't know it was a mobile phone, so they went to get a brick to sweep it, and the result was a joke.
Act ΙΙΙ
Scene: the side of the road
Modern brothers and sisters are hospitable and want to take them home to rest. As they crossed the street out of the city, the three were surprised to see the bicycle wheels rolling. Look, there were lots of problems and funny expressions. The modern brothers and sisters told them that the train would be faster, and the three marveled to take them to the experience.
Act IV
Scene: inside the High Speed Railway
While on the high-speed train, the three people talk nonsense about the tree passing by. They are frightened by the radio. They talk to the flight attendants. They have to go to the toilet again.
Act V
Scene: nothing
Eulogizing the changes in travel tools in China, the emphasis is on speed and technological changes.
Text:
Act one
Scene: ancient bazaar
(Ouyang Xiu, Su Shi, Su Xiaomei walk on the street, next to a person selling clothes, with clothes hang some clothes, there is a antique owner, there are pots, bottles, moonlight boxes, the other four traders to decide.)
Downtown: vendors are shouting at their own goods to attract passers-by to buy them.
Passerby: the two girls walked around the little shops, while the two brothers played in the market and ended up at the fair.
Ouyang Xiu: the southern part of the Yangtze River is a land of abundance. It is very lively. At that time, I know how many young people I met with. They told me to go shopping. I can't get out. Unfortunately, this prosperity has happened.
Su Shi: now we walk with you, don't we have a taste?
Su Xiao Mei: you two don't be sour. Where did I put Su Xiao Mei? Look, there are a lot of clothes shops over here. Let's go and have a look. Happy to pull Ouyang Xiu and Su Shi to go to the clothes shop, at this time the clothes shop proprietress like Su Xiaomei shouted: beauty, come to see our clothes, are the latest out of the style, but it looks good.
Ouyang Xiu: (excuse me) Don't make a scene. Your brother Su Dongpo's study is filled with your clothes.
Su Xiaomei: (accepts her life) OK, let you Amoy, see if you can find out a moonlight treasure box.
Su Shi: how could there be a moonlight box? I'll give you 120.
(Su Shi is laughing triumphantly at what he says)
Antique owner: (to three people, with the moonlight box) objective, I have the moonlight box
(Su Shi's smile suddenly stopped)
Su Shi: Hey, boss, don't joke, I just bet 120.
Antique owner: ouch! Really, I replaced Penglai in Wonderland a while ago.
Ouyang Xiu was very interested and went to the owner of antiques
Ouyang Xiu: boss, are you serious? That can't lie.
Antique owner: I went to the Sahara yesterday in a moonlit box
Ouyang Xiu: what's the desert
Antique owner: I don't know. People told me they were wearing weird clothes.
Ouyang Xiu: how are you going to sell it?
Antique owner (pointing to Su Shi): the son just said 120 on 120.
Ouyang Xiu: no, it's too expensive. It's cheaper.
Antique owner: 90 pairs.
Ouyang Xiu: still can't. It's too expensive. It's a little cheaper.
Antique owner: you tell me, how much is it
(Ouyang Xiu stretched out a "five year Plan")
Antique owner: (sighs, bite teeth) forget it, 52 is 52, here you are
Ouyang Xiu: I'm talking about a pair of five. (pause for a moment) five pairs buy his right to use it once, so that I can buy it in full with 120.
Antiques owner: (unable to speak) five, just five, let you do it once. People there like to say that there is a dragon in the far east. His name is China. You can try it. You are literati. I'm here waiting for you to return.
Ouyang Xiu, Su Shi, Su Xiaomei three people bow to express their gratitude, Ouyang Xiu took the moonlight treasure box and quickly took the two people to the stage side, when only one stage light left to chase three people, the whole stage is black, traders off the stage)
Ouyang Xiu: where do you think this moonlit box can take us?
Su Shi: this is not a problem, the key is how to use this thing ah? I forgot to ask how to start it.
Su Xiaomei: I must be reading some honey language, like what. Prajna Prajna
Su Shi: (questioning) can't be Prajna.
(the voice did not fall, the moonlight box fell to the ground, the three people performed the feeling of being sucked in, and chanted "ah", the stage lights suddenly dimmed.)
Act II
Scene: modern streets
The stage lights had just begun to be completely dim. The supermarket went on stage and opened three groups of chasing lights. Ouyang Xiu turned his back on the stage and made a fall posture. Su Shi held his modern brother's thigh, and his modern brother shouted while pulling his pants that were about to be ripped off. Su Xiaomei pulled the hair of her modern sister, and the two men screamed. The lights were turning on, and there was a supermarket next to the street, where bottles of water and Alipay QR codes could be placed on the table, with a brick or two or a replacement in the corner of the stage.
(five stand up, the stage lights are all on)
Modern brother: (gets angry and blames) who is playing bungee jumping to Jiangyou Foreign language School ah, let go of my pants, is about to drop.
Modern Sister: : Oh, my hair is all messed up with you
Ouyang Xiu: (apologizes) I'm sorry, we.
Modern brother: (interrupts) you, what are you, who are you? Playing cosplay, so old don't think we're three years old. The toad was wearing a camouflage suit. You thought you were Gyibug.
Modern Sister: look at your dress, is it from Hengdian Film City? (turns around three people, pulls their clothes, points to Su Shi) dressed like this, a bit like that tree who was again? Yes, like Su Dongpo, laughing dead, you this dress I can only say arrangements ah! Ha ha
Su Shi: I am really Su Shi, we really come from distant place.
(modern brother and sister give high five, happy)
Modern brother: Oh my God, this is also OK, big brother, the plot is too clich é, just caught a thief in the car, he also said that he is swallow Li San, from ancient times traversing, I Ya, I also the drum fleas in the Water margin move. (tone of voice with mockery and doubt)
Su Xiaomei pulled up Ouyang Xiu's clothes and said, "Big brother, they are wearing different clothes from us. Is it true that the owner of antiques has said something about the desert?"
Ouyang Xiu: I don't think so. It should be that there is a dragon in the east. (to the modern brother) this brother station, it is true that we are wrong to offend you, but we did come from ancient times
Modern Sister: (laughs) Ha-ha, it's killing me. Who are you? Ouyang Xiu? Group play traversing ah? Lying is so historical.
Ouyang Xiu: I am really Ouyang Xiu, we just used the moonlight box to pass through (raise the moonlight box)
Modern brother: play a full set, A Chinese Odyssey's props also, will not even open the moonlight box of the secret words are Prajna Rupo.
(not finished, several people showed a state of being sucked in by the moonlight box.)
Ouyang Xiu: stop, don't read on, but if you read it, something will happen. Now you believe it?
Modern brother and sister: (looks at each other with a look of disbelief) I believe. I am freaked out!
Hyundai Sister: brother, we're going to get rich. (pick up a pen, face up to Ouyang Xiu.) everybody, please sign my name on my face. I'll take it and see if it can be auctioned or something.
Modern brother: sister, come on, you sign Ouyang Xiu's name on your face and nobody believes it. (to the three) since you came through the Song Dynasty, let our brother and sister be your tour guide.
Su Shi: (thinking about it) forget it, I nearly drowned in swimming a few days ago.
Modern brother: tour guide, is to take you to play, not to take you swimming.
Su Shi: I see, that's what it means!
Modern Sister: poof! I wonder if the ancient people wore swimming trunks? Can you swim here on the third floor, on the outside, on the third floor? (inner narration)
Brother Hyundai: all right, I'll show you around the supermarket at our school.
Several walked around the stage to the front of the supermarket, and the shop owner was watching pad while she was nipping melon seeds.
Modern brother: you see, this is the modern supermarket, shopping is very convenient
(Su Shi's three men looked around curiously when a male customer came to buy a bottle of water.)
The customer man picked up his mobile phone and swept the Alipay QR code, then showed it to the proprietress, took the water and drank it, and she said, "Welcome again, and the customer is standing outside the supermarket playing with his cell phone."
Ouyang Xiu went to the corner of the stage to look for bricks, went to the proprietress, in front of Alipay, the need to sweep the QR code sound. Then she showed it to the proprietress, who was frightened and cried out, "help, what are you doing?"
The customer male heard shouting into the store and pointed to Ouyang Xiu: what are you doing, taking bricks in broad daylight and trying to rob them?
Ouyang Xiu answered at a loss: brother Taiwan misunderstood, I was watching you use that beautiful brick in your hand for water, I also went to pick up a similar piece of water for a drink.
Customer male inexplicably looked at Ouyang Xiu: are you kidding me? You don't understand? Is it okay to dress like this on a hot day? Three hospitals are off today?
Modern brother: (stop) sorry brother, sorry aunt, he doesn't understand these, let you misunderstand, really sorry.
Customer man (said while walking): this silly boy ah, Alipay, mobile phone do not understand, but also with bricks sweep. What a brain problem.
Modern sister proud like three protagonists explained: this is our modern way of trading, sweep a lot of black spots of the design can be converted into silver directly transferred to the boss, understand?
Su Xiaomei marvels: this modern so advanced ah, that can not need silver ticket.
Modern brother's proud reply: yes, so, I will take you to my house, eating and talking about the novelty of this for you to hear. Go, come with me.
(stage lights are dimmed)
Act III:
Scene: the side of the road
(lights on)
Modern brother: (pointing to the direction) come, walk from here, keep up (several people play in turn)
(Ouyang Xiu, Su Shi, Su Xiaomei looking around curiously, Su Xiao-mei 's palace is behind her)
A man riding ofo over there took a selfie. A girl steps down from the other half of the stage on a bicycle, carrying a schoolbag as she walks around the bike and runs after the front classmate)
Ouyang Xiu is full of curiosity look: in our time the wheel is two tied together, with horses or other pull, this young man sit so small so thin not afraid of squashed? Can you run so fast?
Su Shi at the same time curiously went on to say: yes, our carriage needs horses to pull, but also need to drive the driver, how can this a person in the middle of the ah?
The man straightened his hair and rode ofo to the backstage
Su Xiaomei: (jumps up in surprise) this is so fast. You guys are so funny here. Weird buildings, so many weird things
Modern brother: that's nothing. We have a faster train called a high-speed train. A whoosh, a hundred miles away.
Ouyang Xiu: take us to see it, too.
Modern brother: OK, let you first experience what Didi Taxi is. Go (this time LED needs to have a Didi logo, and Didi background music.)
(actors step down, stage lights off)
Act IV
Scene: inside the High Speed Railway
(two rows of chairs sit side by side on the stage with five people facing the audience and a male and female passenger sitting on it.)
Ouyang Xiu queried how the tin box did not move, but how the tree moved. Look, there's a tree running past.
Su Shi: yes, do modern birds fly so fast?
Passenger male speechless way: take the liberty, you make me seriously doubt that you are just in town? Are you really stupid or really stupid?
Modern elder brother explains: this elder brother, is like this, these three pass through from Song Dynasty. His name is Ouyang.
Passenger Man: (answer) Ouyang Feng, West Drug
Modern brother: no, it's Ouyang.
Passenger Man: Ouyang Nana, no! Ouyang Nana is a woman!
Modern brother: forget about it.
Su Xiaomei exclaimed: the speed of this high-speed train so fast, how to sit up without feeling ah, no wind, unlike where we ride a carriage, the wind swish, is always my hairstyle are messed up! (tidying up his hair)
Su Shi: this speed should be compared with that of Cholima
The modern sister laughs: a thousand li a day, this train goes ten million li a day.
(the stewardess pushes past the snack cart)
Stewardess: is there any need for coke, biscuits, instant noodle boxes?
Ouyang Xiu: I want, do you have Braised Dongpo Pork Hock with Brown Sauce, do you have Beef Seasoned with Soy Sauce in Dongpo? (there's something to eat, "he said immediately.)
Su Xiaomei reluctantly said: you two usually sleep together also forget, even eat you think of my brother, speechless
Stewardess: yes, we have everything here to best meet your needs. What else do you need?
Su Xiaomei said: I want to drink.
Stewardess: is Tsing Tao Beer all right?
Su Xiaomei: no, I want my daughter red
The stewardess was a little embarrassed and said, "Okay, wait a minute."
Su Shi: can I get to the Sa desert
Modern brother: what desert
Su Shi: sa ha desert, or ha desert, ha sa ha desert
Modern brother: you must be talking about the Sahara Desert. It's too far away, our trains haven't been developed there yet, but soon, we're already exporting our train technology around the world, and in the near future it will be full of our high-speed rail lines in China.
Modern Sister: yes! Now China, after 40 years of reform and opening up, high-rise buildings, rising economy, culture blooming.
Modern brother: China's speed up, China's high-speed rail construction, speed, quality, quality and quality, China's development is stronger
(stage lights off)
Act V
Scene: nothing
The main five actors stood side by side
Su Xiaomei: it's so good here! Then we will not go back to ancient times, we have decided to stay here.
Su Shi, Ouyang Xiu: yes, we should stay here and run with Chinese speed. (music, dance)
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